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• A man drove me to drink. I never properly thanked him.
• Q: "As a fellow Klingon, if you would speak to the captain on my behalf, I would be *eternally* grateful.
  Which doesn't mean as much as it used to, I admit." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. -- W.C. Field
• Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never even had the decency to thank her.
  -- R.B. Gossling...
• A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the courtesy to thank her.
• I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink.
  That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. -- W. C. Field...
• Drink injures a person internally, externally and eternally.
• Women over 40: no yell, no swell, just grateful as hell.
• I've gone crazy, my kids drove me there.