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• A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. -- W.C. Field
• A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the courtesy to thank her.
• A man drove me to drink. I never properly thanked him.
• I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink.
  That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. -- W. C. Field...
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  So I followed her. She picked this guy up and they drove to a motel....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Twas midnight on the ocean, Her children all were orpha
  Not a streetcar was in sight, Except one a tiny tot, So I stepped into a cigar store Who had a home across the way To ask them for a light....
• A perfectly honest woman, a woman who never flatte
  who never manages, who never cajoles, who never conceals, who never uses her eyes, who never speculates on the effect which she produces, who never is conscious of unspoken admiration, what a monster, I say, would such a female be!...