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• An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.
  Gerrold's First Law of Infernal Dynamic...
• Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics: (1) An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
  (2) An object at rest will always be in the wrong place....
• An object at rest will always be in the wrong place. -- David Gerrold
• The Three Laws of Infernal Dynamics: 1. An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
  2. An object at rest will always be in the wrong place....
• An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction. -- David Gerrold
• If, in the course of several months, only three worthwhile social events take place, they will all fall on the same evening.
  -- Law of Social Dynamics (Johnson Second Law)...
• Scott's second Law: When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been wrong in the first place.
  Corollary: After the correction has been found in error, it will be impossible to fit the original quantity back into the equation....