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• An object at rest will be in the wrong place. Gerrold's Second Law of Infernal Dynamic
• Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics: 1) An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
  2) An object at rest will always be in the wrong place....
• An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction. -- David Gerrold
• The Three Laws of Infernal Dynamics: 1. An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
  2. An object at rest will always be in the wrong place....
• An object at rest will always be in the wrong place. -- David Gerrold
• The first pull on the cord ALWAYS sends the drapes in the wrong direction. Boyle's Other Law
• First Law of Money Dynamics: A surprise monetary windfall will be accompanied by an unexpected expense of the same amount.