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• I wash everything on the gentle cycle. It's much more humane.
• Washing machines only break down during the wash cycle. -- Yeager's Law
• TAPPING? You POLITICIANS! Don't you realize that the END of the ``Wash Cycle'' is a TREASURED MOMENT for most people?
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I have more than enough of almost everything.
• I'll be gentle honey...I promise...
• After one week [visiting Austria] I couldn't wait to go back to the United States.
  Everything was much more pleasant in the United States, because of the mentality of being open-minded, always positive....
• Yeager's Law: Washing machines only break down during the wash cycle.
  Corollary: All breakdowns occur on the plumber's day off....
• With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plead
  but to tyrants I will give no quarter... -- William Lloyd Garriso...