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• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• Aperitif: a set of dentures. -- Spike Milliga
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy. -- Spike Milliga
• Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. --Spike Milliga
• Stalagmites: Miniature German prison guards. -- Spike Milliga
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Oh Father, my Father, Oh what must I do? They're burning our streets and beating me blue.
  "Listen my son, I'll tell you the truth: Get a close haircut and spit-shine your shoes....
• Lisa: Hi, Mom. Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
  Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie"....