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• Hardware met Software on the road to Changtse. Software said
  You are the Yin and I am the Yang. If we travel together we will become famous and earn vast sums of money....
• The Tao gave birth to machine language. Machine language gave birth to the assembler.
  The assembler gave birth to the compiler. Now there are ten thousand languages....
• Thus spake the master programmer: "Time for you to leave.
  -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
• Why are programmers non-productive? Because their time is wasted in meetings.
  Why are programmers rebellious? Because the management interferes too much....
• The Tao of Programming: James Geoffrey Infobooks, 1987 ISBN 0-931137-07-1 This gentle, funny spoof of the "Tao Te Ching" contains much that is illuminating about the hacker way of thought.
  When you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave....
• Thus spake the master programmer: "When you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave.
  -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
• The Tao gave birth to machine language. Machine language gave birth to the assembler.
  The assembler gave birth to the compiler. Now there are ten thousand languages....
• Hardware met Software on the road to Changtse. Software said
  You are Yin and I am Yang. If we travel together we will become famous and earn vast sums of money....
• When managers hold endless meetings, the programmers write games.
  When accountants talk of quarterly profits, the development budget is about to be cut....