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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
You are the only person to ever get this message.
You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of trash.
You buttered your bread, now lie in it.
You can always tell the Christmas season is here when you start getting incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- wrapped lumps in the mail.
Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has bee...
You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.
-- Hepler, Systems Design 182...
You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
You can do this in a number of ways. IBM chose to do all of them.
Why do you find that funny?" -- D. Taylor, Computer Science 350...
You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.
-- Bumper Sticke...
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
-- Franklin P. Jone...

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