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• You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.
  -- Hepler, Systems Design 182...
• You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.
  -- Hepler, Systems Design 182...
• You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.
  -- Hepler, CS, University of Washingto...
• You know you are getting old when you enter a limozine and all the cars behind you turn on their lights.
• It is always darkest just before you turn on the lights.
• When the lights are out, no one can see you trip Messier.
• When the lights are out, no one can see you elbow Leetch.
• When the lights are out, no one can see you slash Kneeless.
• You can turn ANY conversation into one about sex!