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Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout. This is also the worst vegetable of next year.
-- Steve Rubenstei...
Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat -- Lewis Carrol...
Write-Protect Tab, n.: A small sticker created to cover the unsightly notch carelessly left by disk manufacturers.
The use of the tab creates an error message once in a while, but its aesthetic valu...
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. -- Frank Zappa
Wrong," said Renner. "The tactful way," Rod said quietly, "the polite way to disagree with the Senator would be to say, `That turns out not to be the case.
'...
X-rated movies are all alike ... the only thing they leave to the imagination is the plot.
Xerox does it again and again and again and ...
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
XIIdigitation, n.: The practice of trying to determine the year a movie was made by deciphering the Roman numerals at the end of the credits.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...

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