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Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless.
Wombat's Laws of Computer Selection: (1) If it doesn't run Unix, forget it.
(2) Any computer design over 10 years old is obsolete....
Wood is highly ecological, since trees are a renewable resource.
If you cut down a tree, another will grow in its place....
Work Rule: Leave of Absence (for an Operation): We are no longer allowing this practice.
Workers of the world, arise! You have nothing to lose but your chairs.
World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced dress code!
Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing: August. The lines are the shortest, though.
-- Steve Rubenstei...
Worst Month of the Year: February. February has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you don't get.
Try to avoid Februarys whenever po...
Worst Response To A Crisis, 1985: From a readers' Q and A column in TV GUIDE
If we get involved in a nuclear war, would the electromagnetic pulses from exploding bombs damage my videotapes?...

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