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Yacc" owes much to a most stimulating collection of users, who have goaded me beyond my inclination, and frequently beyond my ability in their endless search for "one more feature".
Their irritating...
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of APL, I shall fear no evil, for I can string six primitive monadic and dyadic operators together.
-- Steve Higgi...
Yeah, but you're taking the universe out of context.
Year, n.: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Yes, but every time I try to see things your way, I get a headache.
Yes, but which self do you want to be?
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog.
Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. -- Snoopy...
Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today -- I think he's from the CIA....
Yield to Temptation ... it may not pass your way again. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love
Yinkel, n.: A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...

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