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Why do we have two eyes? To watch 3-D movies with.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food
frequently there must be a beverage. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
Why does New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps and California have more lawyers?
New Jersey had first choice....
Why don't elephants eat penguins ? Because they can't get the wrappers off ...
Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but ... -- I have to floss my cat.
-- I've dedicated my life to linguini. -- I need to spend more time with my blender....
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?
It is because we are not the person involved" -- Mark Twai...
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?" -- Lily Tomli
Why must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough to love you knowing nothing?
-- Lloyd Cole and the Commotio...
Why not have an old-fashioned Christmas for your family this year?
Just picture the scene in your living room on Christmas morning as your children open their old-fashioned presents....

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