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Verily and forsooth," replied Goodgulf darkly. "In the past year strange and fearful wonders I have seen.
Fields sown with barley reap crabgrass and fungus, and even small gardens reject their arti...
Very few profundities can be expressed in less than 80 characters.
Vila: "I think I have just made the biggest mistake of my life.
Orac: "It is unlikely....
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. -- Salvor Hardi
Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept in the yard.
VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22) Learn something new today, like how to spell or how to count to ten without using your fingers.
Be careful dressing this morning. You may be hit by a car later in the day...
VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder.
This nitpicking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love....
Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
Virtue is its own punishment.
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

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