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We'll cross out that bridge when we come back to it later.
We're deep into the holiday gift-giving season, as you can tell from the fact that everywhere you look, you see jolly old St.
Nick urging you to purchase things, to the point where you want to slug hi...
We're only in it for the volume. -- Black Sabbath
We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away.
The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away....
Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
Weinberg's First Law: Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
Weinberg's Principle: An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.
Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross references.
Welcome thy neighbor into thy fallout shelter. He'll come in handy if you run out of food.
-- Dean McLaughlin....
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