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We cannot put the face of a person on a stamp unless said person is deceased.
My suggestion, therefore, is that you drop dead. -- James E. Day, Postmaster General...
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!" -- Vroomfondel
We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company.
We don't know who discovered water, but we're certain it wasn't a fish.
We don't understand the software, and sometimes we don't understand the hardware, but we can *___see* the blinking lights!
We gave you an atomic bomb, what do you want, mermaids?
-- I. I. Rabi to the Atomic Energy Commissio...
We had it tough ...
We have met the enemy, and he is us. -- Walt Kelly
We have only two things to worry about: That things will never get back to normal, and that they already have.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
-- Lily Tomli...

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