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What I tell you three times is true.
What I want is all of the power and none of the responsibility.
What I've done, of course, is total garbage." -- R. Willard, Pure Math 430a
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?
In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?...
What is a magician but a practising theorist? -- Obi-Wan Kenobi
What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind. -- Thomas Hewitt Key, 1799-1875
What is the difference between a Turing machine and the modern computer?
It's the same as that between Hillary's ascent of Everest and the establishment of a Hilton on its peak....
What is the Nature of God?" CLICK...CLICK...WHIRRR.
..CLICK...=BEEP!= 1 QT. SOUR CREAM 1 TSP. SAUERKRAUT 1/2 CUT CHIVES....

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