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We have the flu. I don't know if this particular strain has an official name, but if it does, it must be something like "Martian Death Flu".
You may have had it yourself. The main symptom is that y...
We may hope that machines will eventually compete with men in all purely intellectual fields.
But which are the best ones to start with?...
We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect their good judgement.
We must remember the First Amendment which protects any shrill jackass no matter how self-seeking.
-- F. G. Withingto...
We ought to be very grateful that we have tools. Millions of years ago people did not have them, and home projects were extremely difficult.
For example, when a primitive person wanted to put up pane...
We really don't have any enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.
But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant....
We will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies solve one technical problem -- how to run a sunbeam through a meter.
We wish you a Hare Krishna We wish you a Hare Krishna We wish you a Hare Krishna And a Sun Myung Moon!
-- Maxwell Sma...

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