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User n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
USER, n.: The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot.
-- Dave Barry, "Claw Your Way to the Top...
Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach. -- S. C. Johnso
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three -- and paradise is when you have none.
-- Doug Larso...
Vail's Second Axiom: The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the amount of work already completed.
Valerie: Aww, Tom, you're going maudlin on me ... Tom
I reserve the right to wax maudlin as I wane eloquent ... -- Tom Chapi...
Van Roy's Law: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Vanilla, adj.: Ordinary flavor, standard. See FLAVOR.
When used of food, very often does not mean that the food is flavored with vanilla extract!...
Velilind's Laws of Experimentation: (1) If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once.
(2) If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points....
Veni, Vidi, Visa.

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