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Well, here it is, 1983, so it won't be long before you start reading a lot of boring stories about people like Vance Hartke.
Hartke is a governor or mayor or something from one of the flatter state...
Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *___can* you believe?
!" -- Bullwinkle J. Moose [Jay Ward]...
Well, my terminal's locked up, and I ain't got any Mail, And I can't recall the last time that my program didn't fail
I've got stacks in my structs, I've got arrays in my queues, I've got the : Seg...
Well, that was a piece of cake, eh K-9?" "Piece of cake, Master?
Radial slice of baked confection ... coefficient of relevance to Key of Time: zero." -- Dr. Who...
Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred.
-- The Mahabharata....
Westheimer's Discovery: A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.
Wethern's Law: Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
What are we going to do?" "Me, I'm examining the major Western religions.
I'm looking for something that's soft on morality, generous with holidays, and has a short initiation period....
What are you doing?" "Examining the world's major religions.
I'm looking for something that's light on morals, has lots of holidays, and with a short initiation period....

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