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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
U: There's a U -- a Unicorn! Run right up and rub its horn.
Look at all those points you're losing! UMBER HULKS are so confusing. -- The Roguelet's ABC...
Ubi non accusator, ibi non judex." (Where there is no police, there is no speed limit.
) -- Roman Law, trans. Petr Beckmann (1971)...
UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
Uncle Cosmo ... why do they call this a word processor?
"It's simple, Skyler ... you've seen what food processors do to food, right?...
Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb: Never use your thumb for a rule.
You'll either hit it with a hammer or get a splinter in it....
Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb: Never use your thumb for a rule.
You'll either hit it with a hammmer or get a splinter in it....
Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also a prison.
-- Henry David Thoreau...
Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also in prison.
-- Henry David Thoreau...
Under deadline pressure for the next week. If you want something, it can wait.
Unless it's blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic ......

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