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Tussman's Law: Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes. -- Frank Lloyd Wrigh
Twas midnight, and the UNIX hacks Did gyre and gimble in their cave All mimsy was the CS-VAX And Cory raths outgrabe.
"Beware the software rot, my son! The faults that bite, the jobs that thrash! Be...
Twas the Night before Crisis 'Twas the night before crisis, and all through the house, Not a program was working not even a browse.
The programmers were wrung out too mindless to care, Knowing cha...
Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing. -- Walt Kelly
Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long. -- Howard Kandel
Two men came before Nasrudin when he was magistrate.
The first man said, "This man has bitten my ear -- I demand compensation....
Two percent of zero is almost nothing.
Two sure ways to tell a sexy male; the first is, he has a bad memory. I forget the second.

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