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Truth will be out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)
Truthful, adj.: Dumb and illiterate. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational. -- Charles Schulz
Try to be the best of whatever you are, even if what you are is no good.
Try to find the real tense of the report you are reading
Was it done, is it being done, or is something to be done?...
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only specification is that it should run noiselessly.
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. -- Alan Wa
Trying to establish voice contact ... please ____yell into keyboard.
Turnaucka's Law: The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.

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