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Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Too clever is dumb. -- Ogden Nash
Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL. -- Mae We
Too much of everything is just enough. -- Bob Wie
Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases.
-- Governor Jerry Brow...
Top scientists agree that with the present rate of consumption, the earth's supply of gravity will be exhausted before the 24th century.
As man struggles to discover cheaper alternatives, we need you...
Travel important today; Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.
Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live in eucalyptus trees.
Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence. -- Henrik Tikkane
Truth is the most valuable thing we have -- so let us economize it. -- Mark Twai

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