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Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking public official.
Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.
Today is the first day of the rest of the me
Today is the first day of the rest of your lossage.
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity?
And where does it go after it leaves the toaster? -- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?...
Today's thrilling story has been brought to you by Mushies, the great new cereal that gets soggy even without milk or cream.
Join us soon for more spectacular adventure starring ... Tippy, the Wond...
Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word except in major motion pictures.
-- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!...
Toilet Toup'ee, n.: Any shag carpet that causes the lid to become top-heavy, thus creating endless annoyance to male users.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

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