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Because nothing else comes close.
Because of one paragraph the bank took off of his property, it was clause and effects.
Because of the age of the patient, speed was increased for fear of the patient going bad on the table.
Because of the greatness of the Shah, Iran is an island of stability in the Middle East.
-- Jimmy Carter, 31 December 1977...
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
-- In a Zurich hotel...
Because Pikinu barked so, THAT'S why.
Because right is right, to follow right Were wisdom in the scorn of consequence.
-- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- Oenone...
Because SOMEBODY has to do the dirty work.
Because there is something in you that I respect, and that makes me desire to have you for my enemy.
"On those terms, sir, I will accept your enmity or any man's." -- Shaw, "The Devil's Disciple...
Because there is such a big difference in times, the matches will be recorded and shown either before or afterwards.
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