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Because I'm the Sysop; that's why.
Because I'm the writer, that's why!
Because I said so" by Frank O. Pinio
Because is a womans reason. -- John Lyly
Because it's nicer to be with someone than it is not to be with someone.
Because it's there.
Because it's there! -- George Mowry, on why he climbed mountai
Because men believe not in Providence, therefore they do so greedily scrape and hoard.
They do not believe in any reward for charity, therefore they will part with nothing. -- Barrow...
Because, my dear Julian, pure ignorant young girls cannot save complicated neurotic over-educated older men from disaster, however much they kid themselves that they can.
-- Iris Murdoch...
Because my name is Daffy, They think that I'm insane Please pass the ketchup, I think it's going to rain!
Oh, you can't bounce a meatball, Try with all your might. Turn on the radio, I want to...

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