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BEDEVERE: Oooooh! LAUNCELOT: No Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh .
.. at the back of the throat. BEDEVERE: No! Oooooh!...
BEDEVERE: Stand by for attack!! [CUT TO enormous army forming up.
Trebuchets, rows of PIKEMEN, siege towers, pennants flying, shouts of Stand by for attack!...
BEDEVERE: Wait. Wait ... tell me, what also floats on water?
ALL: Bread? No, no, no. Apples .... gravy ....
BEDEVERE: Why do you think she is a witch? SECOND VILLAGER
She turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt?...
Bedfellows make strange politicians.
Be different, act normal.
Be different: conform.
Be different DON'T speak your mind!
Bed Spreaders spread spreads on beds. Bread Spreaders spread butter on breads.
And that Bed Spreader better watch out how he's spreading or that Bread Spreader's sure going to butter his bedding....
Beefsteaks and porter are good belly mortar. -- Scottish Proverb

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