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Beer does as many chores as a man. -- Men vs. Bee
Beer doesn't care how much you earn.
Beer doesn't care if you balance your checkbook. -- Men vs. Bee
Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
Beer doesn't complain about farting.
Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. -- Women vs. Bee
Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't.
Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet. -- Men vs. Bee
Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left. -- Women vs. Bee
Beer doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks. -- Women vs. Bee
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