Because Of The Impropriety Of Entertaining Guests Of The Opposite Sex In The Bedroom, It Is Suggested That The Lobby Be Used For This Purpose.

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Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the
opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this
purpose.
-- In a Zurich hotel

What the hell is "opposite sex"?
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable....
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.
-- Oliver Herford...
You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.
If you kiss and make up, fight with the opposite sex.
Because This Is A Story About Sex.

Because Of The Impropriety Of Entertaining Guests Of The Opposite Sex In The Bedroom, It Is Suggested That The Lobby Be Used For This Purpose.

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