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Because these are ancient times as a result there are not enough wetbacks to do the work for us.
So harvest the barley before you plant it - it is easier that way....
Because the wine remembers.
Because This Is A Story About Sex.
Because we don't think about future generations, they will never forget us. -- Henrik Tikkane
Be cautious in your daily affairs.
Be cautious with whom you associate, and never give your confidence to those principles you are not sure.
-- William Hart Coleridge...
Be cheerful while you are alive. -- Phathotep (24th Century B.C.)
Be circumspect in your liaisons with women. It is better to be seen at the opera with a man than at mass with a woman.
-- DeMainteno...
Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few
friend to one; enemy to none. -- Benjamin Frankli...
Become addicted to constant and never-ending self improvement.
-- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
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