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Be consistent - but don't do it all the time.
Be content with your lot; one cannot be first in everything. -- Aesop (620-560 B.C.)
Be courteous. Have genuine consideration for other people's feelings, wishes and situations.
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
True friendship is a plant of slow grow, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of...
Be creative - invent a perversion!
BED A horizontally positioned, generally soft, piece of furniture where people go to sleep.
Apart from this, a bed can be used for... reading in....
BEDEVERE: And that, my lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
BEDEVERE: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
FOURTH VILLAGER: ... Wood? BEDEVERE: So why do witches burn?...
BEDEVERE: How do you know so much about swallows? ARTHUR
Well you have to know these things when you're a king, you know....
BEDEVERE: Look! It's the old man from scene 24 - what's he Doing here?
ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge. He asks each traveler five questions ....

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