Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Save the Whales -- Harpoon a Honda.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
-- Steven Wrigh...
SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out! -- Ken Thompso
Schapiro's Explanation: The grass is always greener on the other side -- but that's because they use more manure.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Schlattwhapper, n.: The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down, hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Schnuffel, n.: A dog's practice of continuously nuzzling in your crotch in mixed company.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Schwiggle, n.: The amusing rotation of one's bottom while sharpening a pencil.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of fac
but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science....

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