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Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it." -- Dave Barry
Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata...
Remember, drive defensively! And of course, the best defense is a good offense!
Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you're still a rat.
Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.
Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life. -- Dave Butle
Renning's Maxim: Man is the highest animal. Man does the classifying.
Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization?
Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea....
Reporter, n.: A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
REPORTER: Senator, are you for or against the MX missile system?
SENATOR: Bob, the MX missile system reminds me of an old saying that the country folk in my state like to say....

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