Razors Pain You; Rivers Are Damp; Acids Stain You; And Drugs Cause Cramp.

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Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
-- Dorothy Parker

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