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Over the years, I've developed my sense of deja vu so acutely that now I can remember things that *have* happened before .
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Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!
Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.
Overload -- core meltdown sequence initiated.
Ozman's Laws: (1) If someone says he will do something "without fail," he won't.
(2) The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make....
Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
panic: can't find /
panic: kernel trap (ignored)
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much better. -- Laurie Anderso
Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.
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