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Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.
Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one.
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too. -- D. J. Hick...
Pardo's First Postulate: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Arnold's Addendum: Everything else causes cancer in rats....
Pardon this fortune. Database under reconstruction.
Parker's Law: Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
Parkinson's Fifth Law: If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.
Parkinson's Fourth Law: The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.
Parsley is gharsley. -- Ogden Nash
Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be.

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