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Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
Our documentation manager was showing her two year old son around the office.
He was introduced to me, at which time he pointed out that we were both holding bags of popcorn....
Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name. Thy programs run, thy syscalls done, In kernel as it is in user!
Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing. -- Roy L. Ash, ex-president Litton Industrie
Our second completely true news item was sent to me by Mr.
H. Boyce Connell Jr. of Atlanta, Ga., where he is involved in a law firm....
Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it." -- Alex Schure
Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it." -- Alex Schure
Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. -- General Omar N. Bradley
OUTCONERR Twas FORTRAN as the doloop goes Did logzerneg the ifthen block All kludgy were the function flows And subroutines adhoc.
Beware the runtime-bug my friend squrooneg, the false goto Beware...
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend: and inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx...

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