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If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
-- Dorthy Parke...
If you want to understand your government, don't begin by reading the Constitution.
It conveys precious little of the flavor of today's statecraft....
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it, even if they don't know what it means.
-- Walt Kelly, "Th...
If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings -- including this one.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
-- Henny Youngma...
If you're happy, you're successful.
If you're like most homeowners, you're afraid that many repairs around your home are too difficult to tackle.
So, when your furnace explodes, you call in a so-called professional to fix it. The "pro...
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
If you're not very clever you should be conciliatory. -- Benjamin Disraeli

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