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In Blythe, California, a city ordinance declares that a person must own at least two cows before he can wear cowboy boots in public.
In Boston, it is illegal to hold frog-jumping contests in nightclubs.
In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools will be temporarily canceled.
In case of injury notify your superior immediately. He'll kiss it and make it better.
In Columbia, Pennsylvania, it is against the law for a pilot to tickle a female flying student under her chin with a feather duster in order to get her attention.
In Corning, Iowa, it's a misdemeanor for a man to ask his wife to ride in any motor vehicle.
In defeat, unbeatable; in victory, unbearable." -- Winston Curchill, of Montgomery
In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary patriotism is defined as the last resort of the scoundrel.
With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior lexicographer I beg to submit that it is the first....

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