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If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?
If you've done six impossible things before breakfast, why not round it off with dinner at Milliway's, the restaurant at the end of the universe?
If you've seen one redwood, you've seen them all. -- Ronald Reaga
Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Il brilgue: les t^oves libricilleux Se gyrent et frillant dans le guave, Enm^im'es sont les gougebosquex, Et le m^omerade horgrave.
-- Lewis Carrol, "Through the Looking Gla...
Iles's Law: There is always an easier way to do it.
When looking directly at the easy way, especially for long periods, you will not see it....
Illinois isn't exactly the land that God forgot -- it's more like the land He's trying to ignore.
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. -- Jules de Gaultie
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way.
This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining....
Imagine that Cray computer decides to make a personal computer.

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