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In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in the proper order then why can't he?
In the land of the dark, the Ship of the Sun is driven by the Grateful Dead.
-- Egyptian Book of the Dead...
In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble. -- Alan Perli
In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread.
In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles.
Therefore ... in the Old Silurian Period the Mississippi River was upward of o...
In the Top 40, half the songs are secret messages to the teen world to drop out, turn on, and groove with the chemicals and light shows at discotheques.
-- Art Linklette...
In those days he was wiser than he is now -- he used to frequently take my advice.
-- Winston Churchill...
In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
In West Union, Ohio, No married man can go flying without his spouse along at any time, unless he has been married for more than 12 months.
Incumbent, n.: Person of liveliest interest to the outcumbents.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...

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