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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. -- Derek Bok, president of Harvard
If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. -- Earl Wilso
If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it. -- Arthur Kasspe
If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world?
-- Richard M. Nixo...
If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world?
-- Richard Nixo...
If you throw a New Year's Party, the worst thing that you can do would be to throw the kind of party where your guests wake up today, and call you to say they had a nice time.
Now you'll be be expec...
If you took all the students that felt asleep in class and laid them end to end, they'd be a lot more comfortable.
-- "Graffiti in the Big Te...
If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything." -- A. L.
If you want divine justice, die. -- Nick Seldo

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