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• If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• If you would know what the Lord God thinks of money, you have only to look at those to whom he gives it.
  BARING...
• There is no God! He just thinks he's there!
• If you want to know what a man is really like, take notice how he acts when he looses money.
  -- New England proverb...
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.
• Bart: There is just no pleasing a girl like that! [musses hair] All that unnecessary behaving.
  ..[smears dirt on himself] I'm all tense through the chestal area!...
• If you want to know what happens to you when you die, go look at some dead stuff. -- Dave Enyea
• Now, I want you to look very carefully at what we have just proved.
  What we have just proved is false." [slight pause while what he has just said sinks in] "Oh dear, that's going to go onto the computer, isn't it....