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indifference is a militant thing ... when it goes away it leaves smoking ruins, where lie citizens bayonetted through the throat.
It is not a children's pastime like mere highway robbery. -- S...
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
Individualists unite!
Infancy, n.: The period of our lives when, according to Wordsworth, "Heaven lies about us.
The world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward. -- Ambrose Bierce...
Information Center, n.: A room staffed by professional computer people whose job it is to tell you why you cannot have the information you require.
Ingrate, n.: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of indigestion.
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Ink, n.: A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic, and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dic...
Innovation is hard to schedule. -- Dan Fylstra
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

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