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If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!
-- "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)...
If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.
If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down.
If the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down....
If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? -- Art Hoppe
If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.
-- Muhammad Ali...
If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.
If this is timesharing, give me my share right now.
If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?

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