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Calling J-Man Kink. Calling J-Man Kink. Hash missile sighted, target Los Angeles.
Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept....
Calvin Coolidge looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle." -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
-- Clarence Darrow...
Campus sidewalks never exist as the straightest line between two points. -- M. M. Johnsto
Canada Bill Jone's Motto: It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
Supplement: A .44 magnum beats four aces....
Canada Post doesn't really charge 32 cents for a stamp.
It's 2 cents for postage and 30 cents for storage....
Cancel me not -- for what then shall remain? Abscissas, some mantissas, modules, modes, A root or two, a torus and a node
The inverse of my verse, a null domain. -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad...
CANCER (June 21 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems.
They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off....
Canonical, adj.: The usual or standard state or manner of something.
A true story: One Bob Sjoberg, new at the MIT AI Lab, expressed some annoyance at the use of jargon....
CAPRICORN (Dec 23 - Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks.
You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance....

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