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By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry' .
.." -- Gary Larson, "The Far Side...
By trying, we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's, I mean. -- Mark Twai
Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast.
People living at point C, being a point directly in be...
C, n.: A programming language that is sort of like Pascal except more like assembly except that it isn't very much like either one, or anything else.
It is either the best language available to the...
Cabbage, n.: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception.
-- The mayor of Tucson, Arizona, 1989...
Cahn's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.
California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange. -- Fred Alle
California, n.: From Latin "calor", meaning "heat" (as in English "calorie" or Spanish "caliente")
and "fornia'" for "sexual intercourse" or "fornication....
Call on God, but row away from the rocks. -- Indian proverb

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