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According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant person never dies.
According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh.
The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too...
Accordion, n.: A bagpipe with pleats.
Accuracy, n.: The vice of being righ
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben.
Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken....
Acid -- better living through chemistry.
Acid absorbs 47 times it's weight in excess Reality.
Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing.

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