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A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.
A witty saying proves nothing." -- Voltaire
A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians are reticent to admit, let alone discuss with prospective clients.
Still, the fact remains that there are certain objects, and people, that are...
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive
AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!! You brute!
Knock before entering a ladies room!...
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends." -- Herbert Hoove
Absence makes the heart go wander.

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